Wilkommen, everyone, to my collection of fanart antiquities. Some of these linger from the days of the Dark Kingdom Asylum. Others are only a couple of months old. However, I am ashamed of most of them, for some reason or other, so they have ended up here. To steal an analogy from the great Gary Larson, they are like mouldy bits of food, lurking at the back of the refrigerator. Don't eat them.

Zoisite
Kunzite
Kunzite & Zoisite
Jadeite
Nephrite
Group and Miscellaneous

Zoisite

Freaky Zoisite (from Hello Neighbour)
Zoisite in ultimate cuteness
Zoisite in somewhat more naked cuteness
Older pic of Zoisite holding the kurozuishou
Zoisite naked... again
.... And again.
He's getting that look...
Oh, Nephrite, what did you say to him this time?
Zoisite keeps a watch on things from above
Kunzite was orginally in this pic too, but he sucked so I erased him.
I think I stole this pose from Zetsuai
Shadowy Zoi
Zebra crossing?
Sulking ghost of Zoisite in front of a stone wall (clever title, huh?)
Bugeyed? Moi?
Uh... yeah. I have mixed feelings about this one. If Zoisite didn't have such a stiflingly cute expression on his face, I'd be able to relax and appreciate my lame humour.
No Nudes is Good Nudes
This was inspired by two things: my incurable fascination with the human rear end, and my dislike of the style in which male shoujo anime and manga characters are rendered. Their torsos and trunks are always so rigid, so lacking in fluid line and fleshy detail.... I had to do something about it. Say... does anyone else hear "Shake Your Bon-Bon" in the background?
Light
Sakura
Thorns of Balm illustration
Flip
Zoisite, meet a gryphon.
I like what you did to your hair.

Kunzite

And reach.....
A black and white and rather pointy Kunzite
Remember, you can't spell "Kunzite" without "attitude".... Oh wait, yes you can.
Kunzite at the Dark Kingdom gates (or whatever)
Here's the wind up
Evil Eye

Kunzite and Zoisite

Smooochie!
Kunzite and Zoisite going for a stroll
I won't deny it; Zoisite is fun to draw in the nude
Geez, I turn my back for one minute....
"Kunzite, shove off. I was sleeping"
My latest number, entitled "Soylent's Favourite Colour is Blue"
You may think this is funny, but it's snot
That's not lipstick
And behing curtain #3 we have... WHOA! Excuse me!
Someone should tell Kunzite he's about to lose his jacket
Kunz & Zoi as Wez & The Golden Youth from "Road Warrior" (*snicker*)
If the previous picture didn't make you laugh....
God Save the Queen
Just when I promised myself I'd never do another chibi picture.... I do another chibi picture. This one is loosely based on the British coat of arms, in case you were wondering what the hell is growing out of these guys' heads.
Death
Kunzite and Zoisite kissing.
Kunzite and Zoisite sleeping the day away.

Jadeite

Jadeite training
Grim Jeddy in the smokey shadows
Possibly the only manga refernce I'll ever make
Jadeite whips his top off (yes!)
What, me uke?
You want to know something? Over the months I've been a DK fan, I've come to detest what the yaoi world has done to poor Jadeite. The cuteness that has been thrust upon him makes my toes curl. And yes, I know Tetis' face looks bizarre, but who cares? I made my point. Nya nya na boo boo.

Nephrite

A-risin' for the morning ^_^
Nephrite looking off into the horizon
Hey, man, you hurt?
Nephrite, looking scarily like Michael Jackson

Group and miscellaneous

Winter fun, anyone?
Beryl blowing something up (or just showing off her chest- I'm not certain)
My favourite inner senshi
Chibi Moon may be pink, but her hair's damn fun to draw
Libra- Venus
Sagittarius- Jupiter
Capricorn- Saturn
Aquarius - Uranus
D from "Vampire Hunter D", doing a damn dandy... uh... thing.
Ten Miserable Years: A Decade of Marilyn Manson
There's trouble a-brewing here (requested by Kayador)
Doris from Vampire Hunter D
Okay, this did NOT scan properly, but anyway.... This is Doris, the beautiful young maiden / whip girl from Vampire Hunter D. She reminds me, not surprisingly, of Usagi. However, while Usagi is much cooler than Doris, D has Tuxedo Kamen beat in every department, particularly hats.
Family Values (done for Saint Erythros' History of the Dark Kingdom)
This was done for Saint Erythros' History of the Dark Kingdom. Yes, the little one is Naru. Yes, I know what you're thinking. Take that, Wildflowers, you fatuous excuse for an epic.
Over my unconscious body (done for this page)
Yep, Makoto in bondage. Of sorts. This picture was requested as an accompaniment to a fanfic featured on this page. The helmet-headed fellow carrying Mako is Kale of Ronin Warriors, whom I had to make a bit larger for the sake of the picture (he's quite a small guy, actually).
At least it's not Sailor Earth (done for this page)
SD Soylent Green


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